Lesbian Cells xD

We have bio paper today and while we was doing last minute revising,Tino suddenly said "Did you know all our body cells are lesbian?" here's our convo:

Tino : Did you know that all our body cells are lesbian?
Me (Izmo) : WHAT?!
Tino : Yeah it is!Notice how every single time our body does mitosis or meiosis they always produce daughter cells but never son cells.
Izmo : Bhahahahahaha!!

So then I told Farisha about Tino's theory.Here's the convo:

Izmo : Hey Farisha Tino proposed that all our cells in our body are lesbian.
Farisha : Ermm what?
Hafez : Hmmm interesting...but why?
Izmo : Because did you guys notice that every single time our body does mitosis or meiosis,our body produce daughter cells but never son cells.
Farisha : What?!
Hafez : Hmmm true true!!
Farisha : Hey why does everytime we talk about something and Hafez is around,the topic seems to revolve around lesbian,gay or anything along that line.
Hafez : ....
Izmo : Oh my god yeah!!
Farisha : I think it's cause he's attracted to weird topic that relates to gay,lesbian etc etc...
Izmo : Bhahahaha!!
Hafez : Okay...